I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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