He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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