Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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