Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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