We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.