Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?