if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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