Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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