careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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