I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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