well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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