my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
