You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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