You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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