can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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