glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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