he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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