We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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