I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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