"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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