i don't like sucking hair
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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