Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
accomplished twins. life is a go
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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