i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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