Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You are a genius and a whore.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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