Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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