Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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