Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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