What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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