i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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