But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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