So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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