Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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