I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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