is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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