How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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