he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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