Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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