You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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