This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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