i don't like sucking hair
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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