ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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