y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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