doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
my poor anus
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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