even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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