i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
