Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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