hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My penis needs a shock collar
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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