do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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