I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i think my cat just said my name.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Randomize
