I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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