He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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