Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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