I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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