i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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