He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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